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Hi, I'd love to share with you some feedback I received through my homepage recently (linked somewhere on your right); I don't think it needs any further comment from me, except perhaps to say that it made me laugh.

Visitor Enquiry from : yorkshirewriter.co.uk
at 11/11/2006 10:34:38 AMEST.
Contact Name : Halford Haorsey
Company Name : HH promotion
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Country : uk
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Email : justinhjohnson@*********.com
Comments:
your text is promising but is more in the legue of $55/$1000.
It is esy to get dipirited a a novice but don'y give up. Try to join a
local writers group or even start one.
If I can give you one real tip it is."remember English is an art form
before you use it take a test". When you leave High Schoolget some live
experience under your belt before you try to write again young man.
Best regards, Halfor Haorsey senior.
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I swear it's genuine! I only blanked out the sender's email address for privacy. I'll admit my punctuation is a little wobbly, but any mis-spellings are more likely to be due to over-zealous typing than a genuine inability to spell the word.

A

P.S. Still no response from J, and he's been getting more negative feedback on Ebay too. I don't hold out much hope.